Noob has to disappoint you and tell you I wasn't sarcastic at all.You need to learn you're not as bright as you think you are. I've been playing this game 5+ years and I am a top player. I don't need sarcasm from noobs.
And having so high opinion about yourself while calling others noobs just because of a opinion that has absolutely nothing to do with experience is disgusting.
You are not the only player here with 5+ years of experience, you are just one waterdrop in the ocean.
And, as Test Ament said, if you are really that experienced player, you will easily adapt to your situation.