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Summer Limerick Competition!!

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DeletedUser6395

In old Fel-Dranghyr lived a Guildie,
whose swordplay was somewhat unwieldy,
on losing his nose
and a couple of toes...
he lay down his sword and his shieldy. :o
 

DeletedUser

Hi there,

I don't like fighting with neighbors, and I don’t like those neighbors who attack me and plunder my buildings. Fighting on the continent map and the GvG are enough for me.
So I thought of the following limerick:

I said “I want to build an empire”
They said “This will fighting require”
My way I will make
The rules I won’t break
But a single shot my gun will not fire.

I hope that those who play for the (non-military) strategy and the beautiful graphics of the game will enjoy my limerick.

Cheers
 

DeletedUser9168

In Memoriam

There once was a riveting game
To Forge a great Empire the aim
But my guild took huge hits
And all fell in bits
And since then it’s not been the same :(
 

DeletedUser107603

A little Limerick about my Comic Hero and a nod to all us geeks playing on our computers each day!

SUPERMAN!
Clark Kent was handsome, gee wowsers!
He worked in I.T. with all browsers
On hearing distress,
To a 'box' he'd undress
And pull his pants over his trousers!

Hope you like it !

Ethel xx
ETB:D
 
Kizii

Kizii

Private
Summer Limerick Competition entry by kizi00:

Invading enemy hoards

Led by Kings and Queens who feast and engorge

With my Rogues by my side

I will change this in just tide

For it is my Empire that I will Forge
 

DeletedUser107607

I saw it on a commercial one day,
Thought it would be nice to play.
I came on FOE just for fun,
But then i found my place under the sun,
And decided - I shall stay.
 

DeletedUser107602

Kings and queens of these lands conquer thee
help or hurt and rob all you see
stay at the top
with a bribe and a knock
move on to take from the poor peasants you be
 

DeletedUser107624

Greva Darn, to her knights, made a quest
To find out, of her court, whose the best
But the Jester, he knew
Filled the scabbards with glue
By default, it was won by "the Jest"
 

DeletedUser107622

There was a Brisgardian Knight
Who never backed out of a fight.
His demise came, they say,
From a lone trebuchet.
Its stone crushed his chest. "Knight, good night."
 

DeletedUser

Hi there,

I don't like fighting with neighbors, and I don’t like those neighbors who attack me and plunder my buildings. Fighting on the continent map is enough for me.
So I thought of the following limerick:

I said “I want to build an empire”
They said “This will fighting require”
My way I will make
The rules I won’t break
But no single shot my gun will fire.

I hope that those who play for the (non-military) strategy and the beautiful graphics of the game will enjoy my limerick.

Cheers

P.S. I’m posting this for a second time because I can’t see if my first post was accepted and I can’t correct it if I need. Please consider this second post instead of the first one: there is a small change in the last verse. Sorry for the inconvenience.
 

DeletedUser107600

Dear judges, here is my limerick, I hope you don't find it too lewd, it really is done in the spirit of limericks and their traditionally slightly bawdy nature. Here goes:

There was a young knight from Brisgard
Whose lance measured well over a yard
When he showed it to Deva
She gave out a shiver
And said to beat that would be hard
 

DeletedUser97969

What is this 80 people fighting to other 80 people for piece by 6 sides ?
GvsG.
Тhen 80 people get angry at those 80 and devise large plan for revenge.
Now those 80 are furious of those others 80.
While those 160 longer have new ones better tanks.
For new figures with 6 sides.
 

DeletedUser

What's that whine and all those cries
What's the plea in sad blue eyes

-I'm your wife, man.
Take me out, then.

But, honey, behold the Forge Of Empires!
 

DeletedUser

As the sun shines off of my blade,
I look down at the foes I have slayed.
And it occurs to me, a man of mystery,
that my kingdom has made history.
In an age where we're sure to fade.
 

DeletedUser107626

My city she sleeps without fear
For last time the vile crept near
My army was waiting
My sword captivating
And now they're all missing an ear.




SMPM
Intl Special Forces Guild
6-20-2015
 

DeletedUser107149

While building and fighting on Jaims
I was slow in achieving my aims
For FP’s and Diamonds
And boosting my stipends
I cashed in my PPI claims.
 

DeletedUser99784

Hi , as you can see, my poem I submitted is rather large.

Does this mean it will not be entered into the contest ? I have far to much to say about the game and to put it in just 5 lines doesn't really work or do the game any justice :)

Can someone reply to me and inform me if it is not going to be entered please and I will try and condense it but it will be a hard ask !

Thanks

The Hilllian 76
 

DeletedUser107632

Rinbin came to naught as a jester
His jokes would just lie there and fester
But in the Empires' Forge
His revenge is, By George
Bestowing bad gifts onto credulous questers

Silent Clem
 

DeletedUser

From the glorious empires of old,
Your story will start to unfold.
Find your friends and your foe,
Forge through battles and woe,
As you quest for supplies, points and gold.
 

DeletedUser

Sorry, the forum logged me out so I'm not sure if this sent the first time or not. Sorry if you get it twice!

From the glorious empires of old,
Your story awaits to unfold.
Find your friends and your foe,
Forge through battles and woe,
In your quest for supplies, points and gold.
 
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