Summer Limerick Competition!!

[DeletedUser100475]

There is a player down under
who thought he'd build a wonder
it took him 12 weeks
because of the geeks
who think it's funny to plunder.



JJ

 

[DeletedUser100475]

My boobs look much saggier
my dresses are much baggier
I should get myself trim
but to hell with the gym
I'll go when I've built my Hagia

JJ

 

[DeletedUser12150]

A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd
She was frightened--it must be allowed.
Soon a happy thought hit her --
To scare off the critter,
She sat up in bed and meowed.

 

[DeletedUser105562]

From Stone Age to Tomorrow Era,
Our cities get bigger and better,
Start production, Collect, Reset,
And this great family we met,
All looking forward to The Future hereafter.

 

[DeletedUser101007]

A young man from East Nagach
Was trying to milk his yak
He pull-pushed in vain
Till a maiden from Jaims
Said 'That yak's not a Jill, it's a Jack!'

 

[DeletedUser14498]

Oh, ye lords of your empire,
Play by the day and ne’er tire,
To forge the best,
And kill the rest,
This is to what we aspire

 

[DeletedUser105305]

There was a young chappie called James,
Who loved to play internet games.
But the best of them all,
Was the one that they call,
FoE on the server named Jaims.

 

[DeletedUser6060]

YOU CAN BE KING AGAIN


Losing one battle mean not you're weak, need not to go insane,
Don't you worry my friend, you will reclaim your crown again.
Though, hard to focus in summer's hot,
With bravery the battles you fought.
So,keep calm, Keep trying & keep faith, you can be King again.​

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Submitted by-
Sham Roy4
(East-Nagach server)

 

[DeletedUser107104]

Pep ran a nice town in this game
For battle and glory and fame
She won rout after rout
‘til the server cut out
and a new ISP was her aim

 

[DeletedUser105207]

A player in "forge of empires"
Will often have tasks to acquire,
Especially during events,
To their hood they may find themselves sent
As polivation rates are usually higher.

 

[DeletedUser7776]

I hold my ground tight
In some of the neighbour despite
My kingdom is growing well
My coin I keep in the shell
There's nothing to do or to say
No one can stand in my way

Greetings from Supradin )

 

[DeletedUser7776]

probe

 

[DeletedUser7776]

I hold my ground tight
In some of the neighbour despite
My kingdom is growing well
My coin I keep in the shell
There's nothing to do or to say
No one can stand in my way

Greetings from Supradin

 

[DeletedUser104539]

There once was an empire online
It was forged by a player so fine
Expanding is not free
Stuck in the tech tree
So please motivate my shrine

 

[DeletedUser105201]

Playing foe is so addictive,
It’s a shame it’s all fictive,
Me and my guild would rule,
I could bazooka my school!
Why is real life so restrictive?

 

[DeletedUser105201]

Playing foe is so addictive,
It’s a shame it’s all fictive,
Me and my guild would rule,
I could bazooka my school!
Why is real life so restrictive?

 

[DeletedUser107615]

Once the was a farmer named will
He worked hard in the mill
Each Day he bagged a ton wheat
hoping to make ends meat
unfortunately he was never allowed to keep still

 

[DeletedUser98460]

Forge of Empires, a game where you build
Great Buildings and friends in your Guild.
Progression in stages,
Through eras and ages,
Come join us and see how you're thrilled !!!

 

[DeletedUser99318]

A gvg fighter of old
Decided to try and be bold
He first laid a siege
To gain some prestige
But forgot that his army got sold!

 

[DeletedUser6395]

In old Fel-Dranghyr lived a Guildie,
whose swordplay was somewhat unwieldy,
on losing his nose
and a couple of toes...
he lay down his sword and his shieldy.