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Summer Limerick Competition!!

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Jubal300

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There was a young Knight called Aky
Who desperately needed Tobaccy
He plundered and pillaged
All over the village
But no trades found baccy for Aky
 

DeletedUser105571

There once was a lady called Greva
Who happily swapped tickets for favour
She changes her mind
About what she gives in kind
We all know she's a bit of a Diva
:D
 

DeletedUser97045

I'll tell you what I dreamt,
about tickets and money spent.
Greva Darn and her friends
with their wheel of expense,
this great, same old, famous event.
 

DeletedUser107635

There was a fair princess called Alice
playing Empire's Forge in her palace.
She said: "Be not afraid,
it's for points that I raid,​
no plunder and, truly, no malice."
 

Rosletyne

Warrant Officer
There once was an idealist schmuck
with a thought why the game did suck
to the devs he explained it
his effort acknowledged
with silence - they didn't give a...

Let me point out that your rule banning profanity fits poorly in a limerick competition. True limericks are always obscene, violation of taboo is their function. If the devs can't deal with being ridiculed, they should try not to be so incompetent.
 

DeletedUser107640

There once was a lordling from Houndsmoor,
who was working so hard just to be sure.
That his people were happy,
and his army not crappy.
You could say he was aiming for grandeur.
 

DeletedUser

Webster the Spider hailed from Dumfries, (pronounced Dumfreece)
And forged his empire on peace,
He would negotiate,
And always motivate,
Keeping the wheels of progress well greased!
 

DeletedUser107608

There once was a game from INNO
the weak from the strong did winnow
but space was tight
and medals a rare sight
less needed they'd hear less bellow
 

DeletedUser105579

My army and I reached a splendid city
A sphinx at the gates put forth a dilemma, a perplexity
"Goner!"
"Chowder!"
And the sphinx ate my army, my horse, and me
 

DeletedUser12098

A rogue and three musketeers
Went out for a crate of beers
The rogue, when he drank
Turned into a tank
And blew up a couple of spears!
 

DeletedUser107633

The reason I play Forge & Empires
is to distract me from every day strife
I can pop into my village and go r.a.p.e and pillage
oblivious to the looks from the wife :rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser

While engaged in GvG battle
My fellows on guild chat did prattle
Distracted by chattering
My troops took a battering
And fled to the Great Building in Seattle
 

DeletedUser107608

There once was a game of empire
forged from the guild entire
that with the right combo
applied with much gusto
caused sworn enemy to retire
 

DeletedUser107608

There once was a game of Empire
forged from the guild entire
that with the right combo
applied with much gusto
caused the enemy to retire
 

DeletedUser

Enter the forge of empires
There Kindles innovations fires

From stone through tomorrow
Foes learn to know sorrow

While friends and allies conspire
 

kkrazykatz

Private
There once was a soldier named George,
He fought for the city of Forge.
On the advancing line,
He fell behind,
For at dinner that night he gorged.
 

kkrazykatz

Private
Sorry, I got logged out before I tried to submit. I wasn't sure if it actually went through when I logged back in.
So just in case I will re-submit, sorry for any wasted time.

There once was a man named George,
He fought for the city of Forge.
On the advancing line,
He fell behind,
For at dinner that night he gorged.
 

DeletedUser105192

All my casino tickets are spent
On the F.O.E. event
You can win lots of goodies
But sadly no hoodies
If you're slow the best prizes have went
 

DeletedUser99588

There are no prizes but don't despair
my gift to you is a chance to air
whether they are moans and groans
or of more pleasant tones
just make sure you don't swear
 

DeletedUser12150

There was an old lady called Greva
Who turned out to be a right diva
She liked things her way
Or else make you pay
You really do not want to peeve her
 
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