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What's Your Excuse?

Emberguard

Legend
Sorry, your homework is in another country. Please send by express mail to my address along with AU$200 to money2ember.org

Tell me a joke
 

DeletedUser113110

A joke.(Get it? I told you, literally, a joke.):):)
Give me 1 diamond. Nothing else.
 

DeletedUser113901

Already bent. Can't do something already done.
Make a camel go trough a knitting needle.
 

DeletedUser113901

I don't know them.
Do anything.
 
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DeletedUser113110

Except, I used all my coffee for negotiating on the PE Map(Even though I am in LMA:))
Here, five packets of golden rice and a bottle of purified water, plus some lumber. Cook me rice.:)
 
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DeletedUser113110

Sure. (Buys Arc de Triomphe in Paris:P)
Hmm... Let's see... Get me 100 Algae. Thanks!:)
 

DeletedUser113901

I can't the rules forbid it.
Say a sentence where all words start with Z.
 
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