DeletedUser
You're prohibited from posting in them.
I wish I was a better cook.
I wish I was a better cook.
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DeletedUser7099
i have taken three hours of cooking lessons, come on over and i can teach you
i wish I could speak french
i wish I could speak french
DeletedUser7719
You learn what those French people have been saying about you. 
I need to have a faster computer
I need to have a faster computer
DeletedUser
Your computer is so fast, your eyes pops out of your head
i want to be the devil
i want to be the devil
DeletedUser
The Rapture occurs and you're thrown and chained in the Pit for all eternity.
I wish I'd master hypnotism
I wish I'd master hypnotism
DeletedUser7719
You put someone into a deep sleep, but forget how to wake him/her up (because snapping is a myth).
I wish that I had infinite diamonds in this game
I wish that I had infinite diamonds in this game
DeletedUser
You finish the game, get the best buildings, but still lose in every pvp tower and get extremely bored.
I wish Blacksmith would post in here :p
I wish Blacksmith would post in here :p
DeletedUser7719
he posts that you're account was erased.
I wish I had super powers (soz, my mind is really blank right now)
I wish I had super powers (soz, my mind is really blank right now)
DeletedUser
You have the super power to catch on fire.. but without fire resistance.
I wish I knew all the ins and outs of every game.
I wish I knew all the ins and outs of every game.
DeletedUser
you know all the ins and outs but forget them the next minute
i wish i was a volcano
i wish i was a volcano
DeletedUser7719
you explode and cannot do anything for the next 100 years
I wish there was less competition
I wish there was less competition
DeletedUser
you die of boredom
i wish i was the cause of a war
i wish i was the cause of a war
DeletedUser7719
You cause World War 3 and everybody dies (including you)
I wish I was Chuck Norris
I wish I was Chuck Norris
DeletedUser
No one finds you funny, so you commit suicide
i wish i lived 1400 years ago
i wish i lived 1400 years ago
DeletedUser
(Chuck Norris isn't a comedian? I hope that was all in good sport, but if so, it was a bit off lol)
You see everyone you love and care about die throughout the centuries, witness all your accomplishments become redundant, and your body still ages.
I wish I could control time.
You see everyone you love and care about die throughout the centuries, witness all your accomplishments become redundant, and your body still ages.
I wish I could control time.
DeletedUser7719
(Chuck Norris doesn't commit suicide, he knows the world can't hold him anymore )
You make the time go backwards, and you become unborn
I wish I was a god!
)You make the time go backwards, and you become unborn
I wish I was a god!
DeletedUser
People blame you for everything and only come to you to ask for favors.
I wish people would read the FAQ before creating threads. :p
I wish people would read the FAQ before creating threads. :p
DeletedUser7719
(rofl@Surge)
You are not drafted for the standards of living
I wish I had the keys to the White House (in the US)
You are not drafted for the standards of living
I wish I had the keys to the White House (in the US)