Break A Wish

[DeletedUser7099]

congratz, you no longer have a stomach.

i wish i could make a wish about making a wish into a million wishes

 

[DeletedUser7719]

That is the only wish you can have.

I wish I started an awesome trend

 

[DeletedUser]

You only started a one day trend of wearing yellow.

I wish I could find my car keys.

 

[DeletedUser15432]

there under the third cushion in the settee

I wish I could win the lottery

 

[DeletedUser7099]

congratz you literally just won the lottery, but what are you gonna do with it? maybe you can give me a heads-up on next weeks numbers?

i wish i could foresee the future

 

[Amy Steele]

You rescue a fortune teller from a fire in her tent and she gives you her crystal ball. Unfortunately you drop it on the way home and it shatters into a million pieces.

I wish I could ride a bike.

 

[DeletedUser]

You ride a bike ... into a pond.
I wish I had a wishing well

 

[DeletedUser7099]

i'll give you one of mine which i left in my inventory


i wish for great weather

 

[DeletedUser]

You get great sunny weather with clear skies ... that dries up the land, forcing crops to fail and water to run out. And that means no strawberries.

I wish it was Tuesday

 

[Amy Steele]

You look on the calendar and see that it is indeed Tuesday, but just then the clock strikes midnight.

I wish I could go back in time

 

[DeletedUser]

You go back in time, to well before Tuesday, but in traditional fashion accidentally set a chain of events in motion (like that wretched butterfly) that causes you not to be born.

I wish I hadn't wished.

 

[Amy Steele]

The chain of of events I trigger by going back in time causes you not to be born either, thus your wish not to have wished comes true.

I wish I could fly.

 

[DeletedUser7099]

happy birthday, i just bought you a one way ticket to arctic russia, safe travels and enjoy your air time


i wish i could breath underwater

 

[DeletedUser14782]

you can but it fails and you drown.
I wish I could get more sleep

 

[DeletedUser7719]

You oversleep and miss the most important interview of your life

I wish I had heat vision

 

[DeletedUser15432]

You get your wish but it does you no good as you are frozen solid

I wish I had a million points

 

[DeletedUser7719]

Wala! you have a million points in: The Most Useless Game In The World (I'm not talking about FoE at this moment)

I wish I had the time to think of something to put here

 

[DeletedUser15432]

you have all the time in the world but nothing to spend it doing

I wish I was a powerful wizard

 

[DeletedUser7719]

You become the most powerful wizard of the lollipop guild

I wish I had the power to revive myself

 

[DeletedUser]

You accidentally drown, then smuggly revive yourself, but are still at the bottom of the sea so drown again, then revive, then drown, then ... eventually get bored.

I wish I wasn't such a gorgeous fish.