What's Your Excuse?

[Prinza the Hunter]

Since much of Hadrians Wall is a pile of stones, if that, there is no way I can attempt it.

Rebuild Hadrian’s Wall.

 

[Vesiger]

No use - it wouldn't be authentic if it weren't done by Roman legionaries, and there currently seems to be a recruitment shortage...

Get me a black tulip.

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

Oh darn it, my black paint has all dried up in the can.

Liquify my solid gloop of paint.

 

[Vesiger]

The only solvent that could do that is banned across five continents!

Get me a ticket to see Elvis in the West End.

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

Sorry, Elvis was just spotted in the East End.

Get me some bloodhounds to track down a ghost.

 

[DeletedUser111848]

OK but the bloodhounds are ghosts too

Get me 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 forge points for forge of empires

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

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Find me a supercomputer to run a game on.

 

[DeletedUser111848]

the computer would be super small

Get me my forge points

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

Those aren't yours - they're mine!

Paint me a picture of a daisy.

 

[DeletedUser111848]

OK but who is Daisy your girlfriend
I still want my Forge points please

 

[Vesiger]

Sorry, someone plundered them two minutes before I logged in!

I want to know where my missing knitting needle is.

 

[DeletedUser113110]

Sorry we knitted the needle in for Grandma's birthday present accidentally.
Give me 1 million diamonds

 

[DeletedUser113033]

Shiny diamonds are Marilyn's best friends, so they all went with her into oblivion.

Buy me an acre of land, between the salt water and the sea sand.

 

[Vesiger]

I did, but it turns out from the title deeds that it was in Atlantis...

Get me in to see the Royal Variety Performance!

 

[DeletedUser113110]

Sorry, but I ate my tickets because you did not give me food.
Give me proof for Atlantis!

 

[Vesiger]

I had the proof in my briefcase, but my dog ate it...


Cut your hair , you naughty boy!

 

[DeletedUser113110]

I shaved my hair five seconds ago.
Rob a bank!

 

[DeletedUser113033]

tryed, but they realized it was water gun i held.

now get me outta jail please!

 

[DeletedUser113110]

It is Alcatraz in your city. The keys are in your pockets.
Drink the vodka there!

 

[DeletedUser113033]

Would love to, but just started step 2 of my 12 step program!)

Send me some alc-free rum please.