What's Your Excuse?

[Vesiger]

Make my little brother do his homework!

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

I can't make little brothers.

Write a poem for my pet snail.

 

[DeletedUser108047]

No - I have helicophobia!

buy something from amazon...

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

I can't swim and, anyway, it's too hot there.

How about you check the water for snakes?

 

[DeletedUser110195]

I can't check the water for snakes, because I tried going to the amazon unprepared instead of amazon.com

Could someone please call an ambulance? I have a snakebite to get taken care of

 

[DeletedUser108047]

the snake swallowed my phone
Can someone cancel my phone contract?

 

[DeletedUser110195]

I'd love to cancel your contract, but in addition to dying from snake venom I'm also not the person who does that.

Someone call the morgue, I'm done for. x_x

 

[DeletedUser108047]

Can't - if I call an ambulance and you survive, you might win the What Time is it competition on the other thread

Someone tell the Mods @Augustavian has been scrubbed...

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

The Mods are too busy dealing with the Rockers
(wow, that shows my age!)

Will someone get a modified rocking chair?

 

[DeletedUser111318]

I can't i have to feed my iguana!
Can someone help me milk my fruitbat?

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

I'd love to but there's hole in my bucket

Can someone get me some straw?

 

[Vesiger]

Sorry, modern wheat varieties are all ear and no stalk!

Can you get my ball back from over the fence?

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

I'd be happy to get your ball back but the grass is so green and long on the other side of the fence that it could never be found.

Repair my lawnmower for me.

 

[DeletedUser110179]

I'ld love to but a garden service is much more efficient and effective .

Please complete my Indian Palace combo and Cherry Garden sets.

 

[DeletedUser108047]

sorry I can't I've already completed 3 sets on my world....

Can someone cook dinner for me?

 

[DeletedUser110179]

I'ld love to but fast-food takeouts are much simpler and a trip to a good restaurant will do wonders to your social life.

Please complete my 8-Palace combo and 2nd Cherry Garden (the pieces are cluttering up the Inventory).

 

[DeletedUser111351]

I wish I could, but I'm terrible at bank shots and I'm already seconding for the apple orchard.

Someone drive me to the beach.

 

[Vesiger]

I would, but the tide is in and there's no sand to be seen.

Make me as beautiful as the morning sunrise!

 

[DeletedUser111351]

I would, but I left the lids off my paints. They're all ruined.

Fetch me some paint!

 

[Prinza the Hunter]

Here's some paint! Oh, no, sorry I picked up cans of coffee instead.

Boil the kettle, would you?