Matt the Melancholic
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Bee strong...Harry, a mug of tea and a shot of Valium!
There is this mountain province, and the Story quest demanded I obtain 4 sectors of it. Each sector is defended by Iron Age troops with a 75% attack/defence bonus. My army is likewise Iron age. So I thought I'd negotiate. Each damned sector demands honey. So I put up trades asking for honey. Three days and nothing. So I throw my army in. Manually fighting to my best ability. I infiltrated first, waited all day to accumulate the tavern silver for a 20% attacker boost and went to war. Over the course of three days I managed to secure three sectors. The fourth resisted me. Three times I raised an army and attacked. Three times I was thrown back. Still no honey for trade. In the end one sector only needed honey so I bought it with diamonds. And guess what the quest reward was? BLOODY HONEY!
See I said I'd swear!
Sorry, Harry. Thanks for listening!
...and hive a nice day?LOL!
I guess I should say, buzz off?
Don't drone on about it!Oh how sweet of you.... Okay. I bow to your superiority your majesty. You trully are QUEEN BEE!
Swarms of people...So much so, you could almost say its fit only for the gods?
(wonder how many people's heads that one will go over?)
The bee's knees??ROTFL!
Good one. Maybe even the best yet?
This forum is just buzzing today!The bee's knees??
Such sweet Nectar!So much so, you could almost say its fit only for the gods?
(wonder how many people's heads that one will go over?)
Well its better than Rice Pudding!Thank heaven's someone knows their mythology! To keep this on topic and the trolls at bay I guess I should mention Apollo.
Well its all Greek to me!I think you win the prize with that one. Heaven's knows how you do it!