I'm not sure we really wanted to know this...Ooooook, I'll go give offerings to the porcelain god instead
He is not the one true god!Ooooook, I'll go give offerings to the porcelain god instead
Turn away from your false religion and embrace the porcelain godHe is not the one true god!
porcelain god = toilet
He is a minor god with merely enough power to live for a few thousand years. Turn to Bhevckaï and he shall give you the exclusive honour of being accepted in the community of the sloths. He was a mortal (the greatest of them, of course) but he died on the battlefield fighting for the just cause, and became the god that protects us all. Long may he watch over our people!Turn away from your false religion and embrace the porcelain god
Did you eat everyone you wanted to today?
Blasphemer!He is a minor god with merely enough power to live for a few thousand years. Turn to Bhevckaï and he shall give you the exclusive honour of being accepted in the community of the sloths. He was a mortal (the greatest of them, of course) but he died on the battlefield fighting for the just cause, and became the god that protects us all. Long may he watch over our people!
Good night!Good night!
Yes, full nowDid you eat everyone you wanted to today?![]()
Great! And it's still before midnight, luckily.Yes, full now![]()