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Closed Week #40 2018-02-05 (or thereabouts)

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Emberguard

Emberguard

Legend
Iwateguy said:
Funny is very subjective but ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Why did the cow cross the road?


First time to try using Spoilers, hope they work.

Edit: doesn't look like they worked. Oh well, gotta go shovel the driveway. Try again later.
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Gave me a laugh anyway :P shovel the driveway... cow been there?
Iwateguy said:
Miserable, rotten, no-good, never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed, bleeping SNOW!!!


<Sigh>

Now, to try the spoilers again.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

I'll just wait a moment for the laughter to die down.

Why did the cow cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

I "think" I have this spoiler thing figured out. So, here we go.
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Love it :D Heard it before but first time I actually laughed at that. ​
vikingraider1 said:
What's the difference between a thief and a peeping tom?
A thief snatches watches
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So... they both peep???
 
Deep the Fried Potato

Deep the Fried Potato

Tsar
Pink.Buffoon said:
The Arc would be particularly complicated to get into.
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It always is. And are you going to self motivate or use the threads?

Amill Halgal said:
Atomium is equally hard to get into.

How about Godzilla screaming and destroying GBs one after the other ...
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Is it? Isnt it now a museum in Brussels?

vikingraider1 said:
What's the difference between a thief and a peeping tom?
A thief snatches watches
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Loll careful..there may be children here..!
 
Iwateguy

Iwateguy

Major-General
Here's a 3-parter.

Why do elephants wear sunglasses?

So that people don't recognize them.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

He said, "Here come the elephants."

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?

He didn't say anything. He didn't recognize them.
 
Deep the Fried Potato

Deep the Fried Potato

Tsar
Fancy and hyper queen running everywhere.

Castle moves in straight lines.. So maybe he's on a stretcher with wheels with no directional control? Hmm..too complicated.
 

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Alexander the Noble 519 said:
I learnt the hard way not to move those buildings around just before harvest time. The timer re-starts!
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Oh, no, really?? I've done this millions of times
I wish there were ways to fix them together and move all at once (as long as the same space is available)
 
AussieAlex

AussieAlex

Overlord
Amill Halgal said:
Oh, no, really?? I've done this millions of times
I wish there were ways to fix them together and move all at once (as long as the same space is available)
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Ah, then I’ll try again after harvesting today and pay close attention. And it would be wonderful to have a “group all” feature to move the block that has been so carefully designed.

Deep the Fried Potato said:
I really actually enjoyed the winter event even though I only heard people lament about it
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I enjoyed it and was happy with my small collection. And the winter event buildings are aesthetically pleasing. Always good to have joy in both the practicality and beauty of the city.
 
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