Sentence Game!

[DeletedUser2456]

Rules, one new sentence per post.
Example of how it works:
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I post:
Once there was....
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The next person posts:
a man called Joe. Joe was....
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The next post:
fat and hated apples. One day Joe....

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So let's get started:
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In Forge of Empires I keep a....

 

[DeletedUser]

ready supply of drink. The tavern has let me build up a huge tab...

 

[DeletedUser2456]

of 100 diamonds. However

 

[DeletedUser1979]

the tavern, though full of wine everyday, has always been...

 

[DeletedUser]

in the shadows of the local martini bar named.....

 

[DeletedUser]

Martini Bar. This place did not make Martinis though because

 

[DeletedUser2456]

They actually made shots. This is bad for

 

[DeletedUser1979]

the health of all guinea pigs...

 

[DeletedUser]

around the world but good for.....

 

[DeletedUser653]

me as long as they were Lagavulin. I love Lagavulin.....

 

[DeletedUser1979]

for his magnificent, merciful and magnanimous character. However, i hate...

 

[DeletedUser7719]

lying politicians, oh wait they all lie! How do those people...

 

[DeletedUser2456]

with MP next to there name become so cowboyish, However the side effects are...

 

[DeletedUser7719]

explosive diarrhea, explosive farting, and explosive explosions. To start on it press...

 

[Surge]

the "Activate" button and watch the fireworks go off from that guy. It just simply...

 

[DeletedUser7719]

hard to understand once someone forgets. People need...

 

[DeletedUser2456]

to live there lives. By

 

[DeletedUser7719]

adding with addition and subtracting with subtraction, you will pass. To go above expectations, you

 

[DeletedUser11940]

add those explosive farts, diarrhea, and explosives to the math question. If

 

[DeletedUser7837]

you could fly , you would ...