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King of the Village!

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I grow lots of wool. My new immense size scares away the little beaver.

My village.
 

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shows sheepy weekly gourmet magazine featuring his bestfriend James as lambchops, sheepy faints like a matron

My Village :o
 

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Sheep wakes up. And avenges James' death by biting Randgris who is now in hospital with rabies.

My village.
 

DeletedUser

Randgris asks "why me?" Thor overheard and struck sheepy turning him into instant grilled mutton

My Village :o
 

DeletedUser

However, the instant grilled mutton was radioactive and the radioactivity put Randgris back in hospital.

My village.
 

DeletedUser

came back from hospital with old sick people who love to caress sheep, sheepy got too busy getting pats

My Village :o
 

DeletedUser

People finishing patting me and Randgris gives what is rightfully mine (the village)

My village.
 

DeletedUser

open a petting zoo for the wee little ones featuring a raresheep

my village
 

DeletedUser

Shakes of ash, which gets in Randgris' eye,s and he now can't see the village and walks away from it.

My village.
 

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Goes jump in the village pond. Beaver Buzz spontaneously combusts.

My village.
 

DeletedUser

*hurls hellfire to two mammals having a nice chat over tea*

My Village :o
 

DeletedUser

*blows it away, "it's from my snot yknow :p"* sheep faints again due to disgust

My Village :o
 

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sheep recovers. Randgris is kicked out for hygiene reasons.

My village.
 

DeletedUser

points to sheep for health reason, sheepy gets thrown into quarantine quarters

My Village :o
 
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