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King of the Village!

geko4740

Randgris is arrested upon using black magic and Animal Abuse.

MY VILLAGE!
 

DeletedUser276

points out that the geko was stepped on in the second post of this thread and a paradox ensues swallowing theraresheep

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theraresheep

points out to the blacksmith thing can repeat themselves. Blacksmith goes home in shame.

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Randgris

agrees with sheepy and hicks Fenrir to him again *go boy, try not to tear the brains first so we see all the jerking while you rip off his guts*

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theraresheep

I speak to Fenrir and he goes tearing after Randgris.

My village.
 

Randgris

pats the bad mut and shoos it away. Proceeds to show sheep compassion, sheep felt awkward and ran away.

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theraresheep

Sheep shows Randgris compassion. Randgris breaks down into crying, as that has never happened to him before ;)

My village.
 

Randgris

Feeds sheepy with premium grass (without the diamonds). Sheepy is so grateful he gave the village to me.

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theraresheep

Offers Randgris the chance to eat me, he collapse with shock.

My village.
 

Randgris

Rejects offer and instead offers to help him rid of his fleas. Sheepy starts to drool from disbelief and forgets about his village.

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theraresheep

Sheep drool covers Randgris, who runs away to get cleaned up.

My village.
 

Randgris

returns laughing and gives theraresheep a good pat in the head. Sheepy starts to bite his hooves and started giving away everything including his village.

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theraresheep

Villagers still see me as their leader and chase Randgris away.

My village.
 

Randgris

Told the villagers tales of theraresheep's great adventures and how his sidekick (me) saved him multiple of times. Villagers decided to make me de facto ruler.

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Randgris

shows sheepy a postcard from new zealand and its green pastures, sheepy goes on vacation.

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theraresheep

Sheepy returns. Shows Randgris a postcard of Norway and its' gods. Randgris goes on holiday.

My village.
 

Randgris

Brings back a Norwegian ewe, sheepy went through adolescence again.

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theraresheep

Randgris sees me happy and realises he'll never get a girlfriend ;), he begins crying (again)

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