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Join Marsupial Royale, the finest guild in all Dinegu... and get a free jerkin!

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DeletedUser3723

All hail, Lords and Ladies of Dinegu!

It is I, Lord Vortican I, leader of the mighty Guild Marsupial Royale! I entreat each and every one of you (except you over there!) to join us as we light afire the world of Dinegu, and pursue supreme conquest. We are the premiere guild and live by the motto of the fabled Captain Morgan: "To life, love, and loot!" We also reverse the awesome insights of the legendary Christopher Walken, "Frankenstein never scared me! Marsupials do... because they're FAST!"

We accept all who wish to join us in thrilling combat, lush refinement, and much happiness and mirth! Please send me your writs of application, kind Ser and Serah alike, and we shall make our mutual journey through this exciting world a par-tay every day.

(Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery of free jerkin; pay only 50 digerigoos postage and handling, no refunds or exchanges permitted, shipping only by registered donkey cart, must be present to accept delivery)
 
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