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Issue #1 Wednesday 3rd October 2012
***************************THE ATLANTIS STAR*********************
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--------------Bringing you all the latest Guild News------------------------
The good citizens of Atlantis were beyond excitement and control today as the innaugral edition of their very own newspaper 'The Atlantic Star' made it's first appearance. news stand sellers were crushed as guildies tried to get their hands on the first edition.
"It's gonna be worth a fortune in years to come" said Mr John Galt
"Yeah and we can always rip it up into squares for the loo as well" quipped Chudleigh2
**THE NEWS IN THE GUILD**
Two players made advancement to Higher Middle Age today:
Niparo and mmarrkk2012
The Star salutes them for their achievements
Niparo commented that he always knew he was destined for HIGHER things
mmarrkk2012 when interviewed said that reaching Higher middle age was quite good for him especially as he now had 14 kids and three wives, he never expected to get past thirty let alone higher middle age
**OTHER NEWS**
In court today was the case of Lord Zand versus Rhiannon2
Lord Zand was accused of ****ing all over Rhiannon2's roses, said a distraught Rhiannon2 under oath "I got up this morning and all of my roses stank of stale ale then I realised it was ****.
An eye witness who was not named in court said he saw Lord Zand at two o'clock this morning spraying Rhiannon2's roses singing 'April showers are around the corner'.
The court took a very dim view, but thought that hanging was too good for Lord Zand and so sentenced him to a 100 gold coin fine and he has to clean up all the dog **** in the guild for a week. (That will teach him).
Tune in tomorrow for another exciting copy of ' The Atlantis Star'
Copy right resreved
Editors: Burnside, Lord Zand.
***************************THE ATLANTIS STAR*********************
***************************************************************
--------------Bringing you all the latest Guild News------------------------
The good citizens of Atlantis were beyond excitement and control today as the innaugral edition of their very own newspaper 'The Atlantic Star' made it's first appearance. news stand sellers were crushed as guildies tried to get their hands on the first edition.
"It's gonna be worth a fortune in years to come" said Mr John Galt
"Yeah and we can always rip it up into squares for the loo as well" quipped Chudleigh2
**THE NEWS IN THE GUILD**
Two players made advancement to Higher Middle Age today:
Niparo and mmarrkk2012
The Star salutes them for their achievements
Niparo commented that he always knew he was destined for HIGHER things
mmarrkk2012 when interviewed said that reaching Higher middle age was quite good for him especially as he now had 14 kids and three wives, he never expected to get past thirty let alone higher middle age
**OTHER NEWS**
In court today was the case of Lord Zand versus Rhiannon2
Lord Zand was accused of ****ing all over Rhiannon2's roses, said a distraught Rhiannon2 under oath "I got up this morning and all of my roses stank of stale ale then I realised it was ****.
An eye witness who was not named in court said he saw Lord Zand at two o'clock this morning spraying Rhiannon2's roses singing 'April showers are around the corner'.
The court took a very dim view, but thought that hanging was too good for Lord Zand and so sentenced him to a 100 gold coin fine and he has to clean up all the dog **** in the guild for a week. (That will teach him).
Tune in tomorrow for another exciting copy of ' The Atlantis Star'
Copy right resreved
Editors: Burnside, Lord Zand.