Break A Wish

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The lasso strangles you.

I want the weather to improve.

 

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a tornado picks you up and takes you to the land of oz

i want to have a baby

 

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No woman will let you be the father.

I want to play for the England national football team.

 

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You end up becoming their mascot

I want to go to sleep.

 

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You do, and have a dreadful nightmare.

I want to be Cinderella

 

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The Fairy godmother got hungry and decided to eat you instead.

I wish to be a 2D being.

 

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The process completely destroys you.

I want to be an optician.

 

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ironically you get glaucoma and become blind

I want pancakes

 

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You become ill from all the sugar.

I want to dance.

 

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but you have no rythym

i want a day off

 

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On your day off you pass go and don't get your salary.

I want to be able to raise the dead.

 

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the ensuing zombie mob eats you alive

i want my MTV

 

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Justin Bieber is the only thing on

I want a brand new combine harvester.

 

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your wool got stuck in its mesh resulting into a harvest that's too red with a twist of purple

I want a nebulizer

 

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Your lungs are too small for it to work properly.

I want a new car.

 

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you couldn't drive it because transportation department won't issue a driving license to mammals without thumbs

I want to know the meaning of purpose

 

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You do, but discover it has no purpose.

I want a coffin.

 

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you got one but it was in the shape of a silver platter

I want a bird's saliva

 

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It's very sticky and now you can't move.

I want to be scary.

 

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even newborns couldn't find your new look scary but instead fluffy and scrumptious.

I want the breath of a fish