Break A Wish

[Vesiger]

No problem, but someone cut the tightrope.

I wish my book were published...

 

[Emberguard]

sure But it's only visible to you

I wish for the world to be fixed, for everyone to get along and for no one to do any evil

 

[Deleted User - 5210624]

Aliens invade the Earth and brainwash everyone to be evil and start WWIII.

I wish for Innogames adding a powerful GB mentioned in the 'Would you like a new GB' Thread

 

[Emberguard]

Granted, but it's in an entirely different game you never hear about

I wish for a million diamonds

 

[DeletedUser113901]

You will have them, after 1000 months.
I wish Rinbin told good jokes.

 

[Emberguard]

83.33 years! Well..... at least if I have kids or grandkids they could (hypothetically) inherit the account. There was a once off transfer allowed rule. RIP

Rinbin starts telling good jokes... exclusively to the moderators

I wish for free coffee

 

[DeletedUser113901]

Scoop: coffee never existed! It's a hoax from martian intelligence service (MIS).
I wish I were rich.

 

[Emberguard]

Granted! for 5 secs and then you find out there was a banking error and you have to return the money

I wish people were naturally more sympathetic towards each other

 

[DeletedUser113901]

Granted! Now they are 2% more sympathetic towards each other.
I wish to be a cow.

 

[Vesiger]

Only we ladies get to be cows.
You can be a swine instead.

I wish I had a clean keyboard.

 

[DeletedUser113110]

Only after you wipe it you find out that it broke. Better luck next time!
I wish for me living until 2200.

 

[DeletedUser113901]

World ends in 2199.
I wish trees were tastier.

 

[Emberguard]

Granted but they're poisonous

I wish for spyro reignited to hurry up and make it to the Nintendo switch

 

[DeletedUser113110]

Except it catches on fire.
I wish I can see a timeline of the future...

 

[Deleted User - 5210624]

...but not until you start over in SA as Aliens time traveled you back there

I hope Rinbin will do dumb things with my Grenadiers
Reference: http://forgeofempires.wikia.com/wiki/The_Handy-Cap

 

[Emberguard]

Granted! They blow up your city and now you're back in the stone ages

I wish for awesome music

 

[Deleted User - 5210624]

Granted-- But you are deaf now

I hope I could win a battle with 2 spears with a ronin bot without retreating

 

[Emberguard]

Hope? What;s the hope business? You're meant to wish!

granted, your ronin bot wins the battle and you didn't retreat..... oh you meant the other way round? you should have specified

I wish for more wishes! Mwahahahaa

 

[Deleted User - 5210624]

Too greedy! No more wishes for you.

I wish to have no homework *tomorrow
* Annotation 1: in the tomorrow era

 

[Vesiger]

All your homework is for the Arctic Future era instead!

I wish oranges weren't quite so orange...