Break A Wish

[DeletedUser7719]

You become an ugly fish

I wish I could destroy all annoying ads! (on the internet)

 

[DeletedUser7099]

you destroy them all, but now the entire WWW falls apart cause no one got paid to do stuff anymore


i wish i was the best @ everything

 

[DeletedUser7719]

You become the best at not getting your wishes

I wish... stuff

 

[DeletedUser12633]

Gets delivered entire boxes of Woolen fabric right at his doorstep.

I wish I could talk to animals !!

 

[DeletedUser7719]

You find out all animals hate human guts and want to destroy them in every way possible (wow, my friend's (most random) rant on deer being terrorist has really gotten to me :p)

I wish I could morph into any animal

 

[DeletedUser12633]

Morphs into a fly and explodes into a windshield within minutes.

I wish I could fly

 

[DeletedUser9168]

you fly higher and higher and higher until you run out of fuel and your engine stalls
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i wish i could sleep for ever

 

[DeletedUser653]

until the nightmare starts!

I wish I was as quick as i was 20 years ago!

 

[DeletedUser12348]

You actually realise you are and you have always been slow.

I wish for a couple of hours with Nicole Kidman Mmmm

 

[DeletedUser7719]

You get a couple of hours with her poster (at least it's life-sized :p)

I wish everyone liked me

 

[DeletedUser12633]

Everyone becomes your best fans and you get harassed, stalked, followed, until you get people so hysterical after you that you can't get out of your house.

I wish I had the power to time travel ;p (that's an easy one haha)

 

[DeletedUser12348]

The Time Lords permanently take away your potential for time travel and your Tardis.

I still wish for a couple of hours with Nicole Kidman sighhhh

 

[DeletedUser]

You get a couple of hours, only to discover that Nicole is ravenously hungry and loves rat kebab (with extra curry sauce).

I wish that a white hole would swallow up the next poster just before they hit the 'reply' button.

 

[DeletedUser12348]

My wish fulfilled, I die, eaten, happy.

 

[DeletedUser7099]

i need a cup of tea

 

[DeletedUser]

You are given the world's largest cup of tea, but accidentally trip into it and drown.
I wish the forum background wasn't brown.

 

[DeletedUser14782]

it turns into a crazy flashing background and u get a seizure
I wish I could have some skittles

 

[DeletedUser98682]

you get your skittles but they are so full of E numbers that you have a massive reaction and become so hyperactive that you finnally pass out from exhaustion.

i wish to go on hoilday to mexico

 

[DeletedUser]

You win an all-expenses-paid holiday to Mexico! Sun and fun ... in Guerrero state, where you find yourself forever nervously watching for signs of another drug cartel gun battle breaking out. Not very stress-free

I wish I still had a chance at winning the 'count to 30 before a mod' thread

 

[DeletedUser98682]

You get to 30 but sudenly realise that someone miscounted - celebrations for nothing....
I wish someone would come and wrap all my xmas prezzies for me...