*sigh*
That's why you just sit back and lurk on the good wheels, and let your foolish 'hoodies clear out all the garbage. Then you swoop in and take the gold prize for the low-low cost of maybe 2-4 doubloons at most.
See, it's called 'an element of skill'
EIDT:
And before you quip in with, "dur, that's only for people who have no life & can sit around their PC's all day" argument, this event is exactly the reason why I move my hobby station to sit beside my desktop.
Now I can keep some tunes going & the mini game active, while building my toy soldiers & making pew-pew noises as I paint up mutant space fungus Mad Max Soccer Hooligans & werewolf Space Marines.