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Rumblings from the bottom of the barrel

Groovy Prof

Corporal
Anyone familiar with BSH (Back Street Heroes) will recognise the title of this piece.
Thought there could be a light hearted section where we can laugh at the various rants and comments made by guild members or yourself.
A place to blow off a little steam
Would stipulate though, that they need to be amusing (...and not too offensive else El Moderator will bin it!)
 

Groovy Prof

Corporal
Think I first read this in a copy of BSH

I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put ‘poor planning’ as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80 foot tower.

Cartoon of the legend

When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now un-needed tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using a pulley, which was fortunately attached to the gin pole at the top of the tower. Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the 300 pounds of tools. You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh only 155 pounds. Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.


Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold onto the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools and, fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope . . .
 

Leafbiter

Corporal
That's if you are stupid enough to pull the weight like in the picture. If you were facing the building you would have missed the barrel
 

Paladiac the Pure

Major-General
Are you purposely giving wrong information about the Runestone, or do you truly not understand (or read the infos). Not sure if this thread was meant to be humorous or what. If you totally do not understand the Runestone, okay - but if you are purposely saying it all wrong, this thread is quite unfunny.
 

joesoap

Major-General
this thread just seems to be so some1 cant retell stories they think are interesting...but arent
 
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Groovy Prof

Corporal
Are you purposely giving wrong information about the Runestone, or do you truly not understand (or read the infos). Not sure if this thread was meant to be humorous or what. If you totally do not understand the Runestone, okay - but if you are purposely saying it all wrong, this thread is quite unfunny.

...Again I refer you to block number 11, paragraph 12, subsection 69 of the original statement...

...and guessing you have a runestone in your village...sorry about that
 
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Groovy Prof

Corporal
this thread just seems to be so some1 cant retell stories they think are interesting...but arent

1998 Urban Legend: The Bricklayer - Darwin Awards
darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-08.html
This accounts for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools and, fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope..." Mythbusters Takes it On!

....various publications and internet posts would tend to disagree with you
 
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